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For the Emperor! :O [01 Jan 2020|01:38am]


If you are here in search of a linguistic adventure then you will be sadly mistaken. I scarcely use LJ as I do enough typing as is (fuck you school!). It exists chiefly to keep in touch with my friends when other means become less practical.

Wish to be added? Comment here and thou shalt be judged worthy :O
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Steph: HEY! Can I get epilepsy?! :D [15 Apr 2007|06:17am]
Dear Transportation Security Administration (TSA)

Thank you for closing down the East-22 AND reducing the South-405 into a single avenue of apocalyptic congestion of iron carcasses. The hours sucked from me would be better spent driving to fucking San Jose! Curse those lying sacks of siberian snake shits for annoucning the restoration of the infamous 22 freeway months ago! >_<

And now...I go dream of [info]hajima's Cranes racing [info]kircheis's Unicorns in palaquins.

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"It takes a wise man to see an obstacle as it truly is and not as it appears to be."
- The Tao of Shinsei

"One must learn to see what is to be seen and to see though what others wish you to see."
- The Tao of Shinsei
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